Im Cured!

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place.

The bar tender freaks out. You dirty disgusting pig! How dare you come into my bar and urinate! Ill beat the shit out of you…

The man begins crying. Im sorry! Its ruining my life. I cant sleep. I do it every time I have a drink! Its worrying me to death, please dont hit me…

The bar tender takes pity. Look, I have a brother who is a psychiatrist,heres his card, why dont you see him?

The man hugs the bartender, shakes his hand and leaves with a thousand thank yous…

Six months later, the man walks into the bar, and orders a drink.

The bartender says, Okay, here you go… Wait! Werent you that guy who..

Yes, And I went and saw your brother. He is fantastic, I am completely cured.

Well, thats great. This beer is on the house.

So the man drinks the beer, stands on the bar, drops his trousers and pisses on the bar.

You bastard! I thought you said you were cured!

I am! It doesnt bother me anymore…

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