31
May
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.? said the officer.
Im going to a lecture. the man said.
And who is going to give a lecture at this hour? the cop asked.
My wife. said the man.