Immigration Responses?

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says Sorry, you know the law, youve got to go back across the border right now.

The Mexican man pleads with them, No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, Im going to make it hard for him and says Ok, Ill let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence.

The Mexican, of course, agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, The 3 words are Green, Pink and Yellow … Now use all them in 1 sentence.

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, Hmmm, Ok … The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?

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