Impossible Wish

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A man walking along a beach stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, Okay…you released me from the lamp… blah, blah, blah. You get one wish!

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, Ive always wanted to go to Hawaii, but Im afraid to fly as I get a sick feeling within. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?

The genie laughed and said, Thats impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Also, think of how much concrete would be needed…how much steel!! No, you must think of another wish.

The man said, Okay, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, Ive been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I dont care about them and that Im insensitive. So, I wish I could understand women, know how they feel inside, what theyre thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why theyre crying, know what they really want when they say nothing, know how to make them truly happy…

The genie looks at the man and asks, You want that bridge two lanes or four?

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