In a small town in the rural south, poor, fun-loving, good-ole-boy
Billy Bob died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad, and the morgue needed
someone to identify the body. So, his two buddies, Jimmy Lee and Donnie Ray,
went down to the morgue.

Jimmy Lee went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Jimmy Lee said Yep, hes burnt so bad, I cant tell from the front. Roll him over.

So the mortician rolled him over. Jimmy Lee took one look at his ass and
said Hell no, that aint Billy Bob.

The mortician didnt say anything but thought that was kind of
strange. Then he brought in Donnie Ray to identify. the body. Donnie Ray took a look at him and said Yup, hes burnt real bad, rollhim over.

The mortician rolled him over. Donnie Ray looked down at his ass and said
No, that aint Billy Bob.
The mortician said How can you tell? Donnie Ray said Well, Billy Bob had two assholes.
What? He had two assholes? asked the mortician.

Yep, everybody in town knew he had two assholes. Hell, every time we went
to town, somebody would shout out: Here comes Billy Bob with them
two
assholes!