In a small Alabama town, almost everybody was excited about
the wedding that was coming up, but at the last moment, the groom
called off the wedding. A puzzled drifter wanted to know why.

PD: Why did you call off the wedding so suddenly?

Former groom: I just found out last night that shes a
virgin!

Even more PD: But why is that so bad?

FG father, leaping to his sons defense: Hell, if shes not
good enough for her own kin, she aint good enough for my son!