A
man and a woman, who have never met before,

find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room

on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed

and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and
fell

asleep quickly…he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman
saying,

"Maam, Im sorry to bother you, but would you
be willing to reach into the

closet to get me a second blanket? Im awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just
for tonight, lets

pretend that were married." "Wow! Thats
a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking
blanket!"