In the vicinity of Texas

A Texan in New York City needed to call a nearby community from a pay phone.
Deposit $1.85 please, instructed the operator. Pulling himself up to full
height and dropping into his thickest Texas drawl, he objected, Maam, Im
from Texas, and in Texas we can place a call to Hell and back for $1.85!
I understand, sir, retorted the operator, but in Texas, thats a local call.

Dave Dodson
Richardson, TX

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