An Italian bus driver and a priest were sitting in the waiting room at the Pearly Gates waiting to be admitted into Heaven.

After a while, St Peter came and called in the bus driver.

Immediately the priest jumped up and ran over to St Peter, saying, Surely it cant be right that hes going in before me?

Well, said St Peter, wasnt it the case that when you preached in the church, people mostly sat and slept? But when the bus driver drove on those roads in Rome, all the passengers sat up and shouted, Oh God! Oh God!