Saint Peter stood at the Pearly Gates of Heaven as three men stood in line waiting to enter. Saint Peter said to the first man in line, Before I let you in, I have to ask you a question. What was your I.Q.?

The man answered, 180. Saint Peter replied, What were you? A rocket scientist? Yes, sir, the man answered. Okay, go on in, said Saint Peter.

The next man came up to Saint Peter. Peter asked the same question of him. 160, replied the second man. What were you, a brain surgeon? Peter asked the man. Yes, sir. He was allowed in, too.

The third man came forward and was asked the same question. 68, he replied. Well. said Saint Peter. Did you get your deer?

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