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(This is an irish joke with a twist. Told to me by my father-in-law.)

There is this American tourist on a trip around Ireland.

When the tour arrives at Belfast he decides to go for a stroll with the aim of
taking in this new culture. After hes been walking for a while someone rushes
up behind him and sticks a gun in his back.

The person says to the tourist, What are you, Catholic or Protestant?

The American thinks to himself Great–if I say Im Catholic, this guy is sure
to be Protestant. If I say Im Protestant, hes sure to be Catholic. Either way
Im dead. Then he has a brain wave and says to the Guy, actually Im Jewish.
This, he thinks to himself, will surely keep him safe.

The guy behind him then replies Gee, I must be the luckiest Arab in Ireland.

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