Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
Aye, so I have. Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called Happy Hour and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness — couldnt be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later… And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection. The officer sighed, and said, Sir, Im afraid Ill need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test.
Why? Dont ye believe me?
16
Aug
Additional Jokes From "Ethnic"
- A primary school teacher was
- How do you make a
- The Jewish civilization is 6000
- What is the difference between
- How come they dont let
- Why dont they teach drivers
- Semi-Deep Thoughts (for shallower minds)
- How can you spot the
- The British Decline
- Jar of Olives
- Have you heard of the
- I was at this restaraunt
- What is wrong with Polish
- How do you fit four
- Tim Kelly was walking therough