It Is Obvious My Dear

A woman walks into a department store and buys:

1 bar of soap

1 toothbrush

1 tube toothpaste

1 loaf of bread

1 pint of milk

1 single serving cereal

1 single serving frozen dinner

1 single-size bedsheet

The handsome clerk at the checkout counter looks at her and says, Single, are

The woman replies very sarcastically, How did you guess?

He replies, Because youre freakin ugly.

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