(sung to the tune of Its a Small World)

Its a world of Tribbles, a world of cheer

Its a world of wackos with pointed ears,

Punch a Klingon for fun,

Set your phaser on stun,

Its a Trek world after all!

(Chorus)

Its a Trek world after all!

Young and old fen heed the call!

Most with stories, some quite tall!

Its a Trek, Trek world!

Its a world at warp speed, a world of stars

Drinking sauryan brandy in sleazy bars.

Captian Kirk gets around,

keeps two feet off the ground!

Its a Trek world after all!

(Repeat chorus)

Its a world of gangsters, a world of cats,

Its a world where boogers can fly like bats!

Hippies sing in the hall,

watch the crew blow up Vall,

Its a Trek world after all!

(Repeat chorus)

Its a world of logical, a cast gone grey,

though they fight for peace in the Starfleet way.

Its a world just for me,

says Gene Rodd-en-ber-ee!

Its just my world after all

(Repeat chorus)

Its a world of androids who cant say no.

Its a world of doctors who come and go.

We have Wesley, the brain,

and an empath (in pain) —

Its a Trek world after all!

(Repeat chorus)

Its a world of captains with little hair,

Its a world of worms hiding who knows where.

Number One in Lame!

Super Wes saves the day!

Its a Trek world after all!

(Repeat chorus)