Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, My name is Larry and I am a SNAG.

Another guy says, Whats that?

The first guy says, That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.

Another one says, My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

A girl asks, Whats that?

He says, That means I am a Double Income, No Kids.

A lady says, Thats nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE.

Larry says, A WIFE? Whats a WIFE?

She says, That means, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.