Its symbolic

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates:

In honour of this holy season, Saint Peter said, you must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven.

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, Theyre bells. Saint Peter said You may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of womens panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, And just
what do those symbolize?

The man replied, Theyre Carols.

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