1. How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two — one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

2. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eleven — one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

3. How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?

None — Hanover doesnt have electricity.

4. How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two — One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

5. How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

6. How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seventy-six — one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest

the lightbulbs right to not change, and twenty-five to hold

a counter-protest.

7. How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

None — New Haven looks better in the dark.

8. How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?

One — he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

9. How many University of Nevada, Reno students does it take to change

a ligthbulb?

One.