Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says Hey, can you give me a hand?Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the mans pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the mans moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.Hey, thanks a lot man. The man saysNo problem. But there is one thing I have to know man, what is wrong with your Johnson?Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says I dont know, but Im sure as hell not gonna touch it!