Jesus recently walked into a

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Jesus recently walked into a bar somewhere in the Western World. He
approached three sad-faced gentlemen at a table, and greeted the first one:

Whats troubling you, brother? he said.

My eyes. I keep getting stronger and stronger glasses, and I still cant

Jesus touched the man, who ran outside to tell the world about his now
20-20 vision.

The next gentleman couldnt hear Jesus questions, so The Lord just touched
his ears, restoring his hearing to perfection. This man, too, ran out the
door, probably on his way to the audiologist to get a hearing-aid refund.

The third man leapt from his chair and backed up against the wall, even
before Jesus could greet him. Dont you come near me, man! Dont touch
me! he screamed. Im on disability!

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