Job mottos – reality style

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a better job … someday.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.

If you think were a bad company, you should see our competition.

Rome didnt create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those that opposed them.

We put the k in kwality.

We build great products when we feel like it and dont have any reason to call in sick.

If at first you dont succeed, try management.

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Pride. Commitment. Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

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