Saying Kaddish

This old gentlemans dear old dog passed away. He was so attached to that dog that he went to his

Rabbi and asked if the Rabbi would say kadish for the dog.

The Rabbi said, No, we only say kadish for humans, not animals.

However there is a new congregation two blocks down the street from here.

You can go there and ask if they will bless your dog.

The man thanked the Rabbi and said, Do you suppose they would also accept my donation of $75,000?

The Rabbi said, Hold it — come back. You didnt tell me the dog was Jewish.

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