A married lady was entertaining the Pizza delivery man in her bedroom when all at once they heard a car door slam. The young man jumped out the window forgetting his clothes and the fact that he was still wearing a condom.

He hid in the bushes wondering how he was ever going to get home when he saw a group of joggers coming down the street. He figures he will just join in and maybe not be noticed.

As he is running along, the man next to him asks, Do you always jog naked? and the young man replied that yes he did.

Then the other gentleman asked Do you always wear a condom?

The young man looked heavenward and replied Looks like rain.

This wad told to me by a librarian. Reference work must be dull at times.

Robin