Jonah and the Whale.

A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and asked, You dont really believe all that stuff in there do you?

Of course I do. It is the Bible. the lady replies!

Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale? he asked.

Oh, Jonah … Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible. she replied.

Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale? he asked.

Well, I dont really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him. said the lady.

What if he isnt in heaven? the man asked sarcastically.

Then YOU can ask him. replied the lady!

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