Just the Bare Facts, Maam

(wgm@mitre-bedford.ARPA (Gregory M. Woodhouse) writes:)

News article:

A hole has been found in the fence surrounding the Happydale
Nudist Colony. Police are looking into it.

Heard on a police radio frequency:

Car 4, please investigate a report of a nude woman at large in the
vicinity of the 700 block of Temple. After a short silence, All
other squads, remain on your beat.

Theodore A. Kaldis

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