A woman is riding a bus in the Midwest, when a man gets on the bus and sits down next to her. Hes wearing a black hat, long black coat, black slacks and shoes, and he has a long curly dark beard.

The woman looks at him disgustedly. Jews like you, she hisses at him.

He looks up at her, puzzled, and says, I beg your pardon, madam?

She says, Look at you. All in black, a beard, never take off your hat! Its Jews like you that give the rest of us a bad name.

He says calmly, I beg your pardon, madam, but I am not Jewish. Im Amish.

The woman looks back and smiles, How nice. Youve kept your customs.