Kids… Finger eating mom

Jill, a busy mother, was trying to pack for vacation. Her 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, Mom, look at this! and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, Jill reached out and stuck her daughters fingers in her mouth and said, Mommys gonna eat your fingers!

Pretending to eat them before she rushed out of the room again. When she returned, her daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a totally devastated look on her face. Jill said, Whats wrong, Honey?

The little girl said, Mommy, wheres my booger?

(via Aiken Drum, Rodney & Cathy, HorridScopes)

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