10. Could our relationship be more physical?? Im tired of being just friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. Its easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

6. Please dont throw that old T-shirt away.

The holes in the armpit are just to too cute.

5. This diamond is just way too big.

4. I wont even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

3. Wow!! It really is 14 inches.

2. Does this make my butt look too small??

1. Im wrong, you must be right again..