Laws of Life

The meek may inherit the Earth, but the bold will get the parking spaces.
Nice guys finish last. So does anyone who reads the instructions.
If at first you dont succeed, try, try again. Shes kind of expecting it.
Dont go into the water after a heavy meal. You wont find one there.
People who live in glass houses dont have much of a sex life.
Life is just a continuous process of getting used to things you didnt expect.

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