Lawyer Joke

Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.

A genie pops out. He says, I will grant you each one wish, but theres a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that.

The first guy says, I want a million dollars. The genie says, Are you sure? He says yes. *poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.

The second guy says I want a new car. The genie says, A lawyer is getting two new cars then.

The guy says, Oh well. I want my car. *poof* He has a new porche.

The third guy says, I want to be beaten half to death.

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