Life Changing Advice

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.Ive suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always Just some friends from work, you dont know them.I always look out for her ride coming home but she always walks from aroud the corner, I can usually hear a car driving off as she walks towards our house. If it really is a friend why not just get dropped off in front? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again, and why was I checking up on her.Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didnt want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I followed her in my eclipse awd turbo race car. My race car has no decals…Then when the car came to park… I parked too… I jumped out of my car and hid behind my car. I looked at my tires and realized My Bridgestone S03s are pretty ugly….What tires do you guys recommend I should change to?

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