There was this little boy about 10 years old walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a
house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it,
she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, I want to
have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and Im not
leaving until I do.

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

He asked, Do any of the girls have any diseases?

Of course, the Madam said no.

He said, I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after
making it with Amber. THATS the girl I want!

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the
Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the
hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam,
and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you
pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the
others?

He said, Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my
baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me
because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get
the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take
the baby-sitter home. On the way, hell jump the baby-sitters bones,
and hell catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed
and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to
work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and
catch the disease, and HES the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!