Republican boys always expect to grow up and marry Republican girls and please their parents. But they always date Democratic girls because they think theyre entitled to a little fun first.

Democrats step on bugs.

Republicans call an exterminator.

Democrats eat the big fish they catch.

Republicans have them mounted.

Democrats sit on the dock and fish,

Republicans expect to have someone else drive the boat.

Democrats make a lot of plans, but dont do much with them.

Republicans are still following the plans their grandfathers made.