Little Johnny and his Dad were driving through town one day.

Johnny says, You know Dad, I bet I have had sex with more women than you. His Dad was shocked that Johnny could possibly think this, so he says, Son, theres no way! Ive been on this earth 20 yrs longer than you have, there is no way you have been with more women than I have!.

Johnny replies, Yep, Dad, I think I have. So his Dad thinks for a minute, I tell you what, when we see a woman weve had sex with, well clap. Johnny says o.k.

They continue down the street, Johnny says Hey look, its Betty Lou (clap). His Dad looks, Ya, I know Betty Lou (clap).

Look, says his dad, Theres Sally (clap). Johnny says I know Sally (clap). And theres Jenny (clap). His dad looks, Yes, I know Jenny (clap).

So Johnnys dad says Well, Son, Ive got to hand it to you, you havent done bad for yourself, but Ive got ya beat.

They pull into the driveway, Johnnys dad goes in and says Hi Hon (clap).

And Johnny comes in and says Hi Mom, (clap) Sis, (clap) Grandma (clap)