Three women are about to be executed. Ones a brunette, ones a redhead and ones a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the redhead yells, TORNADO!!! Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! and the blonde yells, FIRE!!!
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- Bashing Blondes…part 2!
- The stranded lawyers!
- Common With Computer
- Zebra
- A corny blonde joke
- how to kill a blonde
- Why are all dumb blond jokes so short?
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- Blonde – Drowning
- Blonde Snowman
- Blonde paint job
- Blondes on an Island
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