The teacher says, Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Todays word is beautiful. Little Sally, would you please come up here and use beautiful in a sentence?
Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said – Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Teacher says, Very good, Little Sally, you may sit. Little Frankie, your turn.
Little Frankie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said – Teacher, the sunrise this morning was the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen. Teacher says, Very good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny, its your turn.
Little Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said – Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was pregnant and he said…
Beautiful, just fuckin BEATUIFUL!
16
Jun
Additional Jokes From "Foul Language"
- Alphabet love (may be offensive to men)
- Cooperative Story Writing
- Who won the race?
- Tough luck at golf course
- Driving Exams
- Question about cows in stress
- Aids Joke (offensive to gays & people with AIDS)
- Elephant Fart
- The newest vitamin
- Mickey Mouuce in Divorce Court
- Tongue Twisters
- Ventriloquist and the Polack
- Men and Women Are Not Alike
- gay sperm
- Condom Dog