Little Johnny at Sunday School

Little Johnny came home after attending Sunday School at his church, and his mother asked him, Did you learn anything this morning, Johnny?

Oh, I learned a lot of good stuff about the Bible.


Well, said Johnny confidently, I learned that King Solomon was the wisest man who ever lived, and that he had 700 wives and 300 porcupines.

Credit: Rev. Cleve Wilkie, The Times-Leader, Grifton, N.C., 7/27/94

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