A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency romm of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, Yuck! Well, give me the fingers and Ill see what I can do.

I havent got the fingers. The doctor says, What do you mean, you havent got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances. Weve got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible techniques! Why didnt you bring me the fingers?

Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldnt pick em up!