santa singh finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and hes in serious financial trouble. Hes so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.

Oh Bhagwan, please help me, Ive lost my business and if I dont get some money, Im going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto. Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue. Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, Ive lost my business, my house and Im going to lose my car as well. Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!

Back to the temple… My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? Ive lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I dont often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why wont you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???.

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarhi is confronted by the voice of the God: SARDARJI, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET

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