08
Oct

Luck of the Irish

Two Irish lovers are sitting on a bench, in a park. They are holding hands,
but the lady is nervously twisting her hands.

Mary: Patrick. I have something to tell you.

Patrick: Well, whats on your mind? You know you can tell me everything.

Mary: Its so terrible.

Patrick: You know you can trust me. What is it?

Mary: Well, it was a few years ago. Father lost his job, and no money
in sight..

Patrick: So, what is it?

Mary: Oh. We were so desperate. For some time I had to turn … prostitute!

Patrick: WHAT!

Mary: We needed the money so bad!

Patrick: There is no good reason for this! Endangering your very soul!
How could you? YOU! Mary, this is more than I can stand!

Mary: Not you, Pat! No! I thought youd understand. I thought you could
still love me, even though I had been a whore.

Patrick: Oh! …You… Well, thats ok. For a moment I thought you
said protestant!

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