18
Aug

Making Friends

Theres a Buckeye fan from Ohio driving from Columbus to Ann Arbor, and a Wolverine fan driving from Ann Arbor driving to Columbus. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head-on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
The Wolverine guy manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, Man, I am really lucky to be alive!
Likewise the Buckeye guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, I cant believe I survived this wreck!
The Wolverine guy walks over to the Buckeye guy and says, Hey, man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals.
The Buckeye guy thinks for a moment and says, You know, youre absolutely right! We should be friends. Now Im going to see what else surrvived this wreck. So the Buckeye guy pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Wolverine, I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship.
The Wolverine says, Youre right! And he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down the Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Wolverine hands it back to the Buckeye and says, Your turn! The Buckeye twists the cap back on the bottle and says, Nahh, I think Ill wait for the cops to show up.

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