Man Falls Asleep At Church…

One day Mrs. Smith went to have a talk with the minister at thelocal church. Reverend, she said, I have a problem, myhusband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. Its very embarrassing. What should I do?
I have an idea, said the minister. Take this needle with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Smith is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg.
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Smith dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you? he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
Jesus!, Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the needle.
Yes, you are right, Mr. Smith, said the minister. Soon, Mr.Smith nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. Who is your redeemer? he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Smith.
God! Mr. Smith cried out as he was stuck again with the needle.
Right again, said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.Smith again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Smith mistook as signals to prod her husband with the needle again.
The minister asked, And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?
Mrs. Smith poked her husband, who yelled, You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and Ill break it in half and shove it up your ass!
Amen, replied the congregation.

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