Man goes to a Chinese restaurant…

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the maitred there will be at least a twenty minute wait and would he like to wait in the bar. He goes into the bar and the bartender says, Whatll it be?

The man replies, Give me a Stoli with a twist.

The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, Once upon time were three little pigs…

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