A guy and his friend go to a little coffee shop, and
the guy orders a hamburger. The guy behind the counter
spits in his hands and rubs them against each
other, grabs a chunk of ground beef from a dirty
bowl with flies flying around, and spits on the
grill. Then he puts the chunk of beef under his
armpit to make a patty and then throws the patty on
the grill.

The guy ordering the hamburger looks at his friend
and says, God damn, that is gross. The friend
says, Thats nothing, you should see how he makes
the donuts.

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