Marriages & ads (sexual innuendos)

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(Forwarded by a mate in the UK)

A mother had three daughters. She asked all three of them to make sure they wrote home after their weddings and tell her about married life.

The first daughter wrote back on the second day after her marriage. The letter arrived with a single message, Maxwell House Coffee.

Mother was confused but finally noticed an advertisement for Maxwell House Coffee. The advertisement said Satisfaction to the Last Drop. So, Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home her reply. The message simply read Rothmans.

So the Mother looked for an advertisement for Rothmans. She found one, and it read KING SIZE. Mother was happy.

Then it was the third daughters wedding. Mother was anxious because this time it took four weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message was simply British Airways.

Mother was concerned. She frantically went through all the newspapers looking for an advertisement for British Airways. Finally, she found one and immediately fainted.

The advertisement said: Two times a day, seven days a week, both ways.

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