Hes teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, Now thats addition.
And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfication, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, Now thats subtraction.
Then he kissed her, she kissed him without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, Thats multiplication.
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, Thats long division!