Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. Mickey went out and got a really tough divorce lawyer to make sure Minnie doesnt get too much of Disney World.

In court, Mickeys attorney begins his argument- Minnie Mouse is crazy, insane… Mickey starts pulling on the lawyers coat and whispering. The attorney waves him away and continues, as I was saying, Minnie is mentally unstable… Mickey again begins interrupting the lawyer saying no wait! The lawyer responds, shut up youre not helping yourself any! and continues to the
court, Minnie is CRAZY… Mickey stands up and shouts I never said she was crazy! What I said
was SHE IS FUCKING GOOFY!