Mind if I use your extra bedroom?

Say, said the smooth operator in a confidential tone to the host of the party, theres a lot of hot babes at this party. If I find one thats ready to grab a quick one, would you mind if I used your extra bedroom?

What about your wife?

Oh, I wont be gone that long. Shell never miss me.

No, Im sure she wont miss you, smirked the host, but fifteen minutes ago. She borrowed the extra bedroom.

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