Missing golf ball

Sid and Barney head out for their usual 9 holes. Sid offers Barney, Lets say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day.

Barney agrees, and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Barney is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.

Help me find my ball. You look over there, he says to Sid.

After five minutes, neither has had any luck. A lost ball carries a four-point penalty, so Barney pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground.

Ive found my ball! he announces triumphantly.

Sid looks at him forlornly, After all the years weve been friends, youd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?!?

What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!

And a liar, too!!! Sid says with amazement. Ill have you know Ive been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!

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