Mongolian VD

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While there hes quite sexually

promiscuous and takes no precautions. A week after arriving back home in the

States, he awakes one morning to find his privates covered with bright green

and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The

doctor has never seen anything like it and orders tests. He tells the man to

return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later

and the doctor says, Ive got bad news for you. Youve contracted whats

known as Mongolian VD. Its very rare and almost unheard of in the States.

We know very little about it. The man looks a little relieved and says,

Well, okay, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc. The doctor

answers, Im sorry, theres no known cure. Were going to have to amputate

your penis.

The man screams in horror, Oh no! I want a second opinion!. The doctor

replies, Well its your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is the

only acceptable solution. The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,

figuring that hell know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines

him. Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease. The guys says to the

doctor, Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American

doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!. The Chinese doctor shakes

his head and laughs. Stupid American doctor! Always want to operate. Make

more money that way. No need to operate.

The guy is so relieved. Oh, thank God! he exclaims. So theres no need to

amputate my penis after all? No, the Chinese doctor replies. It fall off

by itself!

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