Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes! she exclaimed.


No, said the genie, You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish.


Lets see, says Monica, I dont need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I dont need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, Ill have all the money I could ever want. I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yes, thats it, for my one wish I would like my love handles removed.


Poof!And just like that… her ears were gone.